Quotes

"Daddy when you grow up, you can be Cedric."
Cedric, age 2

"I thought that stabbing her in the head would be a fun game," Farley child.
Dad responds, "But did you think that it might hurt her?"
Farley Child, in all scientific seriousness replies, "I don't know. I'd never tried it."


Overheard between children:
"We have to bury this snail or it will never be resurrected."
"Jump out of the boat, the lava is going to get you."


"Daddy, in the resurrection, will the fish swim back up the toilet?"